Your Body is a House
What if I told you your body was a house? That sounds familiar, right? The Bible already says your body is the temple of the Lord. And it gave an adequate explanation for that. Let me give mine. Your body…
Letters
Look at Me from Head to Toe
Does that line ring a bell? To me it does. And it brings to mind those old Nollywood movies. The ones where Oge Okoye and Chioma Chukwuka or so warred over a man. “Take a look at me from head…
They Said You Spoke and Everywhere Burst
I’m lying. I know. Because it’s not you that spoke and everywhere burst. It’s my friend, Ada. Last Saturday, Ada made a statement at a wedding we attended. It was one that shut everybody up. You know that moment when…
A Sack Letter Without Being Employed
I still remember that day like yesterday. I had woken up early to beat Lagos traffic. Ironed my clothes the previous night. Researched possible questions that would greet me upon entering the interview room. Despite all I did, it was…
Don’t Mind Them
What do you think about fashion police? You don’t know who they are? I mean those guys who always criticise the clothes people wear. Do you think they do the right thing the right way? See, I don’t believe in…
It Took Me So Long to do This
As she uploaded the picture on Facebook, she smiled to herself. She would use it for starters. Her real picture was not good. Beyonce’s would do the magic. She viewed the picture again and saw how Beyonce rocked the hat.…
Make I Be Like Tattoo For Your Body
When I listen to that Fireboy’s song, so many things run through my mind. The first is lovemaking. I don’t know about you but that Fireboy’s song is one of the best Nigerian sex songs I’ve ever heard. The lyrics…
I’m Blank
Do you feel weak or sometimes sick? Do you wonder if there was any trick That could save you from life’s daring stress And make you feel not any less? Darling, there’s a trick. Why don’t you pause and take…
Did You Wash Your Underwear?
One silly boy asked me that question when I was in JSS2. I know right. Many things happened during my childhood. Like when I wore trousers to participate in my first and only beauty pageant (save for the ones in…
If Your Parents Did This to You Would You be Happy?
I’ll never forget what my parents did to me. They called it love. But is it? What sort of love is it? Maybe I should stop asking you questions and go straight to the point. According to my mom… When…